Utah Gossip

Utahns have a lot to be proud of. And now you can add one more thing to that list: the stinkiest feet. Lane Tuck is currently preparing his shoes for the national Odor-Eaters Rotten Sneaker Contest. He has been working on the perfect smell for months, including salt water, sweat, and mold. Yes, mold. We all know how ten year old boys feet stink naturally anyway. Just imagine that smell mixed with all the above ingredients. Not to mention that he has been brewing it for months! If he wins the stinkiest shoe, he’ll receive $2,500 and a trip to New York. Stinky feet must run in his family because his 14 year old sister won the contest last year. Wow, their mother must be so proud. And actually she is! She wanted everyone to know that all of her children aspire to have the stinkiest shoes. She also wants people to know that it isn’t easy for them because it isn’t in their genetics to have stinky feet, but it takes dedication and hard work to get your shoes that nasty.