Utah Gossip

So I was driving to work this morning, listening to the radio, and an interesting commercial came on. It was a woman with a shrill voice reprimanding one of her employees, whom she kept calling Mr. Bates. No first name - just Mr. Bates. (This is a little too close to Master Bates, if you ask me!) I kept trying to figure out the point of the commercial because the woman kept reprimanding her employee for having such a neat and clean desk. She told him drugs weren’t allowed at the workplace. She assumed that he was on drugs because his desk was so clean, and his work was getting done. (Is Meth becoming that prevalent here in Utah, if employers are assuming that when people work efficiently, it must be because they’re on Meth?) When he told her it was because he had a Red Bull (Finally! The point of the commercial!) she responded that beastiality was against office policies.

Huh?

Come on, Red Bull - you have to do better than that!